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PostSubject: The Jokester!!!   Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:03 am

In this thread,I will post all jokes...and everybody are welcome to post their jokes in here..Smile..hope you guys will like it..Smile

MBA Vs Bcom Student

A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. "look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute. " Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

"What does it tell you?" asks the MBA

The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent."

MORAL : Dont try to be over smart...think before you answer..Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokester!!!   Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:50 am

YO YO YO !! B.com ftw Razz ... practically speakin - i agree Brew !!

GooD joke wid a good message !!

n1 GaminG brew Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokester!!!   Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:05 am

Am also b.Com student Very Happy. Ftw ~
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokester!!!   Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:30 pm

Lame Riddles and Jokes~ Pt 2


Teacher: What are the 3 words most often used by students
Student: I don't know
Teacher: THATS CORRECT!

Teacher: If you add 500, 391, 38, 162 and 17, then divide by 39 what would u get?
Lisa: The wrong answer. T_T

Teacher: Your brother has 2 apples, if u ask him for 1, how many would he have left?
John: 2
Teacher: John you don't know maths?
John: You don't know my brother.

Teacher: What's usually used as a conductor of electricity?
Orville: Why-er...
Teacher Correct,wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?
Orville: The what?
Teacher: That's absolutely right. The watt.

Patron: Waiter. Is there soup on the menu?
Waiter: No Sir, I wiped it off

Patron: Waiter, i only have a piece of meat
Waiter: Hang on sir, I'll cut it in two for you.

Patron: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup
Waiter: What do you expect for 50cents? A live one?
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokester!!!   Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:29 pm

LOL lol! .. Nice Jokes Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Jokester!!!   Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:30 pm

The Roadrunner was Feeling Very HORNY

The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.

He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.

The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!"[i][u]



DRAKE= Male DUCK..either the HORMONES got to the roadrunner or he is gay..Razz



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PostSubject: Re: The Jokester!!!   Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:24 am

Haha nice jokes
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